Dialogue

GAP

A conversation between two sales women in a GAP store.

One of them is extremely tall and the other one average height.

The smaller woman starts the conversation with an intriguing look.

– Do you know the other day Brian came late to work? 

Says putting my clothes into a bag. 

– Yeah I heard about it. 

The taller one answers without paying much attention to the conversation.

– But do you know exactly why he came late?

She asks again with an intense and surprised look.

– Mmm because of the traffic?

The small woman lowers her tone of voice so that nobody can hear her.

– He came late because he had to take Emma´s kids to school. 

The face of the taller woman started to change into a surprised cartoon face and with her mouth wide open she stuttered a few words that I couldn’t hear.

The smaller woman answered:

– Well if he took her kids thats because there is something going on. Duh!!

An intense silence between both of them appeared.

The taller one asked:

-And does anybody else know about this?

 

– Of course nobody knows about it. A a boss with a trainee, can you imagine? Nobody must know!

And immediately after saying it out loud she covered her mouth with her hands.

The taller women told her to shush.

 

– BAR –

Friday night at Las Rosas bar.

Two girls discuss about which shot should they get.

The older one starts the conversation.

– Okay, so I am in for Tequila but I hate vodka so you can choose between tequila or whisky.

-Oh god I hate vodka too. But I challenge you to take 2 shots, one of tequila and another one of whisky at the same time. 

Says the other girl.

-No fucking way I am doing that. Are you crazy you know that if you want me to be dancing all night its not going to work with shots.

She finishes her drink with a preoccupied look.

– Don’t be like that, come on, you have to accept this challenge and then I will accept whatever challenge you want. 

She also drinks in one time her drink.

– Okay. If I do it you have to kiss that girl over there.

She points to a pretty girl who is standing in the other side of the bar with a friend.

– A girl!? 

She shouts loud with a big cheeky smile. 

– Aha, go up to her and ask her for a kiss. 

– Okay, I accept but I am going to double the shots!!

Patricia Arguelles
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