Haiku sex joke It is difficult to make a decent sex joke with only penis Only 17 syllables A Haiku is like an unsatisfying fuck: Already over Rhyming for show This is a poem called rhyming for show, it’s blunt force comedy, you already know, and you’ll notice that words get forced in like snow, they’re only...
I am getting fat Theres no doubt about that I am gonna have to swim I need to hit the gym Getting the munchies at midnight Needs to stop I need my weight right...
“He awoke each morning with the desire to do right, to be a good and meaningful person, to be, as simple as it sounded and as impossible as it actually was, happy. And during the course of each day his heart would descend from his...
Procrastination It’s almost midnight. I should be in bed, but no. I am writing this. Not Forever 21 This bar is too loud. I would rather be in bed. When did I get old? Everything Sucks What is a 401K? And will I need to get one someday? What is a mortgage? And will I be able...
Shores You must do it all This is serious business Clean the dishes now Time Hey, long time no see What has time done to you? Guess it should’ve been longer...
I stood stone-like at midnight, suspended in my masquerade I combed my hair till it was just right and commanded the night brigade I was open to pain and crossed by the rain and I walked on a crooked crutch I strolled all alone through a fallout zone...
Stay Grounded His head in the clouds His eyes toward the skyline His foot greeting shit Meditation A deep breath inward A long breath out through the mouth He was high as fuck Trust Issues With an alarming jolt his heart began to race A shocking realization, brought on a dangerous pace With frantic movements he...